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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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Peter Thonning was a Danish physician and botanist.\n\n
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Captain from Toledo is a 1965 Italian-Spanish-German adventure film written and directed by Eugenio Martín and starring Stephen Forsyth and Ann Smyrner. Set in medieval Toledo, Spain, the Italian film critic Marco Giusti described it as a crossover between Eurospy and swashbuckler genres.
"}{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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