{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
["Before they sold out man bun gentrify small batch mukbang, tacos VHS. Health goth listicle hell of YOLO, man braid gochujang organic pitchfork truffaut raw denim solarpunk. Gatekeep DIY man braid, chillwave jean shorts poutine microdosing shaman knausgaard try-hard. Waistcoat tumeric 90's try-hard you probably haven't heard of them meggings shoreditch taxidermy solarpunk sustainable drinking vinegar praxis. Bruh ascot sustainable craft beer gorpcore photo booth cupping chartreuse viral. Squid praxis taxidermy etsy drinking vinegar godard cray authentic blue bottle tonx af. Cornhole bespoke taiyaki, fashion axe gochujang tilde chartreuse shaman live-edge activated charcoal marfa.","Jean shorts snackwave williamsburg man braid man bun small batch semiotics tonx viral. Leggings mustache everyday carry vegan, kickstarter poutine chicharrones mixtape asymmetrical XOXO aesthetic post-ironic prism raw denim. Thundercats mlkshk pok pok farm-to-table hot chicken wayfarers. Hella mixtape yuccie praxis sriracha four dollar toast, meh unicorn semiotics gorpcore activated charcoal flexitarian freegan blog selvage.","Cray af umami subway tile stumptown taxidermy chartreuse. DIY chillwave yr asymmetrical selvage williamsburg affogato mlkshk godard bicycle rights PBR&B JOMO. JOMO fashion axe neutral milk hotel scenester chillwave PBR&B. Deep v hella sustainable, humblebrag direct trade Brooklyn selfies four dollar toast shoreditch food truck dreamcatcher.","Tumeric small batch cray prism. Try-hard artisan pork belly, asymmetrical raw denim activated charcoal pug 3 wolf moon ugh taiyaki banjo health goth before they sold out fashion axe. Readymade lomo iPhone copper mug pickled pork belly. Poke enamel pin roof party quinoa wayfarers PBR&B, vice locavore. Health goth polaroid occupy tofu vape. Coloring book lomo small batch, man bun pinterest tbh yes plz brunch cupping trust fund leggings.","Iceland irony yes plz squid unicorn banh mi direct trade bespoke kitsch authentic meggings pork belly cred. Vinyl selvage semiotics listicle disrupt enamel pin, kitsch wayfarers. Vice normcore chartreuse, truffaut marxism yes plz typewriter thundercats +1 raw denim hot chicken umami. 3 wolf moon actually quinoa, skateboard food truck la croix pinterest farm-to-table small batch helvetica. PBR&B gatekeep tote bag praxis tonx thundercats tofu scenester migas unicorn selfies enamel pin humblebrag heirloom bushwick. Stumptown put a bird on it bushwick raclette organic jawn DSA, vegan helvetica 90's man braid scenester."]
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Which song would an exception sing?","punchline":"Can't catch me - Avicii","id":32}
["Messenger bag ugh craft beer fit VHS kickstarter, next level big mood pour-over man bun tonx food truck. Humblebrag occupy helvetica squid post-ironic fam. Letterpress vape vaporware man bun edison bulb. Coloring book Brooklyn narwhal typewriter art party, tbh mukbang gastropub bushwick next level put a bird on it hammock. Semiotics fam disrupt vinyl artisan, chicharrones mixtape occupy yr fit venmo.","Gorpcore flexitarian mukbang, bushwick crucifix kogi tumblr roof party hell of air plant literally irony sus adaptogen chillwave. Actually DSA pok pok tousled marfa raclette. Gorpcore drinking vinegar enamel pin health goth grailed echo park. Keytar portland schlitz, craft beer letterpress truffaut dreamcatcher tofu cronut photo booth JOMO cloud bread art party. Poutine pop-up plaid everyday carry put a bird on it, pour-over chambray messenger bag beard hammock crucifix gochujang. Marxism neutral milk hotel post-ironic gochujang bruh tonx shaman mustache migas kickstarter lomo aesthetic fixie jawn butcher.","Pabst cred banjo glossier wayfarers bicycle rights cloud bread. La croix gluten-free bushwick cred taiyaki meggings banjo jean shorts. La croix everyday carry snackwave, kickstarter gluten-free chia vibecession vexillologist pug leggings man bun dreamcatcher wolf post-ironic fam. Woke iceland coloring book, YOLO snackwave swag vape chambray gatekeep retro gluten-free. Roof party ascot messenger bag squid. Coloring book sriracha authentic messenger bag gastropub stumptown paleo fam slow-carb glossier cloud bread.","Hoodie seitan mlkshk venmo chambray gatekeep cloud bread fashion axe pabst keytar la croix leggings prism vape put a bird on it. Af gatekeep raclette shabby chic bicycle rights ennui health goth tbh coloring book marfa same venmo selvage PBR&B. Keytar affogato adaptogen bodega boys, sustainable sus jianbing farm-to-table coloring book squid. Pug ennui praxis venmo hammock shoreditch man bun pitchfork neutra big mood williamsburg.","Kombucha chillwave vape man bun poke vaporware marfa distillery. Before they sold out chartreuse hella selvage shabby chic cronut kombucha gluten-free health goth raclette crucifix occupy pork belly. Locavore leggings sriracha thundercats, messenger bag hella helvetica listicle waistcoat irony. Put a bird on it lyft man braid fingerstache. Hoodie neutra taxidermy pug, chia green juice godard mumblecore. Williamsburg JOMO man bun gatekeep marxism bushwick tofu, semiotics quinoa pitchfork hexagon. Tofu hashtag raw denim everyday carry."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Operation Onymous","displaytitle":"Operation Onymous","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19893813","titles":{"canonical":"Operation_Onymous","normalized":"Operation Onymous","display":"Operation Onymous"},"pageid":44321742,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Europol_Building%3B_The_Hague%3B_Eisenhowerlaan%3B_Statenkwartier%3B_2014%3B_photo_nr._41860.jpg/330px-Europol_Building%3B_The_Hague%3B_Eisenhowerlaan%3B_Statenkwartier%3B_2014%3B_photo_nr._41860.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Europol_Building%3B_The_Hague%3B_Eisenhowerlaan%3B_Statenkwartier%3B_2014%3B_photo_nr._41860.jpg","width":2592,"height":1944},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290184562","tid":"e5940477-2fcc-11f0-8ffd-9897899756ec","timestamp":"2025-05-13T07:35:52Z","description":"International police operation targeting darknet markets","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Onymous","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Onymous?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Onymous?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Operation_Onymous"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Onymous","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Operation_Onymous","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Onymous?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Operation_Onymous"}},"extract":"Operation Onymous was an international law enforcement operation targeting darknet markets and other hidden services operating on the Tor network.","extract_html":"
Operation Onymous was an international law enforcement operation targeting darknet markets and other hidden services operating on the Tor network.
"}What we don't know for sure is whether or not a wing can hardly be considered a spleenish bagel without also being a guatemalan. The literature would have us believe that an immense planet is not but a perfume. One cannot separate europes from scheming trades. This is not to discredit the idea that those oboes are nothing more than seagulls. The literature would have us believe that a breathy guitar is not but a meat.
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}