{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of pants do ghosts wear?","punchline":"Boo jeans.","id":256}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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