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{"type":"standard","title":"Santa Maria del Carmine, Naples","displaytitle":"Santa Maria del Carmine, Naples","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q717930","titles":{"canonical":"Santa_Maria_del_Carmine,_Naples","normalized":"Santa Maria del Carmine, Naples","display":"Santa Maria del Carmine, Naples"},"pageid":7027435,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/CarmineMaggiore_Napoli.png/330px-CarmineMaggiore_Napoli.png","width":320,"height":423},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/CarmineMaggiore_Napoli.png","width":741,"height":980},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280229235","tid":"1a490376-fff0-11ef-8ae2-69295cfba678","timestamp":"2025-03-13T09:46:57Z","description":"Roman Catholic church in Naples, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.846814,"lon":14.267583},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Santa_Maria_del_Carmine%2C_Naples"}},"extract":"Santa Maria del Carmine is a church in Naples, Italy. It is at one end of Piazza Mercato, the centre of civic life in Naples for many centuries until it was cut off from the rest of the city by urban renewal in 1900. The church was founded in the 13th century by Carmelite friars driven from the Holy Land in the Crusades, presumably arriving in the Bay of Naples aboard Amalfitan ships. Some sources, however, place the original refugees from Mount Carmel as early as the eighth century. The church is still in use and the 75–metre bell tower is visible from a distance even amidst taller modern buildings.","extract_html":"
Santa Maria del Carmine is a church in Naples, Italy. It is at one end of Piazza Mercato, the centre of civic life in Naples for many centuries until it was cut off from the rest of the city by urban renewal in 1900. The church was founded in the 13th century by Carmelite friars driven from the Holy Land in the Crusades, presumably arriving in the Bay of Naples aboard Amalfitan ships. Some sources, however, place the original refugees from Mount Carmel as early as the eighth century. The church is still in use and the 75–metre bell tower is visible from a distance even amidst taller modern buildings.
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